“Fit”
Some people have problems with personal fitness. According to [insert generic case study] most women want a man who is fit.
Let’s explore the concept of fit.
- Main Entry:fit
- Function: adjective
(1): adapted to an end or design : suitable by nature or by art
(2): adapted to the environment so as to be capable of surviving
(3): sound physically and mentally : healthy
So what women want is a man who will complete her ultimate view of the perfect couple as dictated by the Stars and the Heavens, who is able to fend for himself against all that nature can throw at him, and is not crazy and not weak?
Geeze. Difficult much?
Okay, to make this easier, let’s break it into the three obvious segments and dissect…
(1): adapted to an end or design : suitable by nature or by art
Being the man that completes a woman is like being the wheel that completes the car. If you spend your life trying to be the exact thing that a woman wants, you’ll kill the things that make you an individual, unique, and YOU.
To be a better man, sometimes you have to make sacrifices. If you want to meet a nice respectable girl, but you still have hippy-ass hair, spend your free time doing nothing, and generally act like a jerk, then you’re out of luck. Take stock of your life and the things that are truely important to you. If you love Metallica, save your mp3’s and store your favorite collectables, but at the same time, stop blaring them in your stereo while driving your date to the [insert generic date location]. A large part of being a man is knowing where to draw the line between “young-at-heart” and “still acts like a kid”.
Women want the puzzle piece that will fit them. This is of course IMPOSIBLE cause “it is a woman’s perogative to change their mind.”
(2): adapted to the environment so as to be capable of surviving
Growing up on a ranch, and of course being an Infantryman in the U.S. Army, I’ve learned multiple things about adapting to my enviroment, and surviving in the wilderness.
My application to women: They want a man who takes charge of his surroundings. I can’t be any more blunt than to say, “Quit being a PANSY and do what needs to be done!” If you have issues with animals, but you are into girls who like to go camping, buy a knife. Then take that knife and stab yourself in the [insert random appendage]. Animals are nothing more than uncooked food! If I were given the chance to swim with a shark, I’d take it gladly. If the shark tried to bite me, I’d thrust my hand into its eyes or gills. Why? CAUSE IT WOULD FREAK HIM OUT! Be smarter than your surroundings and you’ll find that it’s easy to take control. Research. Know what you’re up against before you are on the spot.
(3): sound physically and mentally : healthy
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In the wild, when you see a flashy or interesting looking animal, it’s usually the male of the species. When you see a bird fluff up and dance around… male.
Why?
To attract a mate.
You might think to yourself, “I’m ugly, no one will ever love me.”
WRONG.
You having a poor self image is something women pick up on. Consider This:
[ from http://hubpages.com/hub/ExerciseandTheEndorphinRush ]
Research has found that regular physical activity appears as effective as psychotherapy for treating mild to moderate depression. Therapists also report that patients who exercise regularly simply feel better and are less likely to overeat or abuse alcohol and drugs.
True Stuff. I know… I pretended to be a doctor one time.
Improve one and the other will follow suit.
That’s all the time I have for tonight.
-KZ
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